10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.