10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"