10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe