10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)