10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders