10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."