10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"