10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright