10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave