10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.