10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright