10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.