10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio