10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.