10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.