10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.