10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.