10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek