10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."