10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth