10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
"Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"