10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"