10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.