10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier