10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'