10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."