10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.