10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.