10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977