10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.