10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "No river, no fish."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.