10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth