10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.