10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is