10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.