10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.