10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.