10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."