10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
in the poker game of life women are the rake