10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for loners.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.