10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom