10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.