10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fold and live to fold again
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.