10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."