10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.