10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.