10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is