10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.