10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)