10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel